Stezza Bday laRok'd

Last night "Stezza's" birthday was soo much fun. I mean I hadn't had so much fun at a birthday party since kindergarten. And you want to know the secret to the success of the party: GIFT BAGS!

We all arrived at dinner at Cafe Noir by like 9:30pm. We go to sit down at the table, and on each of our place settings, there was a gift bag fake-sponsored by LaRok (our friend is big shit there), but mostly by "The Designer"!

Inside the goodie bag, was
1. stickers...mine was Hello Kitty, which I promptly attached to my mobile phone in true teen fashion
2. all sorts of candy-Milk Duds, gummy bears, Hershey's kisses, gumballs....
3. Japanese crackers....we are all obsessed with anything Japanese
4. some cool safety pins that Stezza's sister, "The Designer" made for us
5. those Brazilian bracelets for luck...(btw, I still have mine from 3 years ago and it hasn't fallen off yet...and I just added this one)
6. and last but not least, a pack of Emergen-C....for our hangover in the morning!

before the bash...

There is never enough time...I'm here blogging...I smell like a "billy-goat" because I have been running around all day...The "19 year old-Miranda Priestly" boss can't decide what to wear for her date tonight....100 outfits later, she still hasn't decided...then I go to Stezza's apartment to drop off her gift...had to stay long enough to approve her outfit...

and the fun begins...jumping in the shower now...

update ya later!

Boomerang

At "The Store" and Coley is here and we are having a discussion about feet. The "19 year old boss" is trying to hook Coley up with a cute friend of ours. We are discussing how hot she is...amazing body, big boobs, tiny waist....and he asks "But what about her feet?"

I'm dying here...now all of my fears from Eddie Murphy in Boomerang have come back to haunt me. My toes look as though alligators have been nibbling on them for about 2 hours, thanks to years of dance classes. I cannot believe this is going open up years of insecurity for me!

The Last Dragon

I absolutely LOVE this movie...and I couldn't be happier today than reading that there is going to be a remake of this classic cult movie!!! And guess who is going to be playing Sho'Nuff? Samuel "snakesonamuthafuckinplane" L. Jackson...I mean this is just too awesome!

I wonder if they would cast me as Vanity...she was soo hot!

iBangle?

"Meet the iBangle by designer Gopinath Prasana. A thin aluminum bracelet (stacked up with your favorite Hermès bangles, perhaps?) will have music control buttons, a hold switch, a multi-control trackpad, and an air chamber on the inside that will inflate, so the bracelet is held taut against your wrist. How to hear the music, you might ask? Wireless in-ear headphones, of course! "

I don't even know what to think of this...actually I do: I WANT ONE!!!! I mean combining jewelry with high tech technology is just plain SICK! (Sick in a good way, not when someone has a nasty cough and hacks one in front of you)

Shopping for the Cure

Last night I attended an event at "The Store"=The Nikki Laura boutique. It was an event to celebrate Breast Cancer Month, so 20% of the shopping proceeds went to the Susan B. Komen Cure for Cancer Foundation. In other words, it was an excuse to drink and shop...something that I'm never opposed to...and actually something I am quite fond of.

There was also a silent auction, which if I'm around...ain't gonna be that silent. I proceeded to let everyone know that I was bidding on the new Genetic "boyfriend" jeans and they better not outbid me. Fast-forwarding the story: I won my auction with no opposing bids and then realized, that's soo not right because this was for charity! haha...but I'm gonna look soo amazing in those jeans!

Nunca "cere" la misma...really!

Today is a particulary special day for me...So in order to mark this special occassion, what do I do but: GET A FUCKING TATTOO (very cliche I know! ). It's really dope. yeah i am tooting my own horn. So I come to "The Store" and my girl is obsessed with it. Like she is scheduling her appointment now. haha..

OMFG...now upon further examination..in typical me fashion: one of the words in my tattoo is spelled wrong! LMAO. I got the phrase "nunca cere la misma"="I'll never be the same". However, it's supposed to be spelled "sere" instead of "cere"...at least that's what we are figuring out now! Ugh...you would think that having 12 Cuban best friends, one of those hos could have told me the correct spelling! And to top that off, I have wanted to get this exact tattoo for 2 years (obsessed over the proper grammer), and I hate people who misspell words. I mean I was in the spelling bee in elementary school...but I failed out in the first round because I thought I was too cool to study because only losers studied spelling!

Now karma has come to bite me in the ass...my "too cool" ass

TYPICAL!

*UPDATE: This has to be a joke...my boyfriend sends me flowers to "The Store" and as I open the card...there is a misspelled word! HAHAHAAAA! Today is really the day of misspellings!

*UPDATE 2: it has now come to my attention from my "Spanish-speaking French-brother" that not only is the spelling incorrect, but the grammer is off.  According to him it should read: "nunca sera la misma".  He tells me that I can easily get this corrected....or have a rib removed! 

endorsement!

Doing it Again...

So, yes I'm doing it again. bringing the slumber party back...more wine, more obnoxiousness, and more blogging...No there was not a dead elephant in my wall, but whatever it was I still don't know because I still refuse to go home for longer than 30 minutes...and I must be effing manic because I still can't get my drunk ass off this computer.

Now, best thing eVeR: CHEESEBURGER SPRING ROLLS!

Dudes, you know me....and you know I love good food...You NEED to go and have the cheeseburger spring rolls at Delicatessen!!! Go immediately if not sooner for this. The rolls are so crispy, and in a wierd way, I actually felt like I was eating a cheeseburger! Maybe it was because it comes with a side of mustard and ketchup... But honestly, the fat-girl inside of me made me wait the hour wait for it!

The only drawback is the service is AWFUL (yes, I sure did mean to write that in CAPS!)...You cannot go to this place if you are hungry. I suggest you only go to look at the tourists and posers walk by while posing yourself drinking overpriced water-downed drinks while waiting an hour for your small ass appetizer to come.

Slumber Party

Ok, so I'm sitting here at my friend's apartment (studio!) in the West Village...bringing back the slumber party! it's 3 of us here. one just broke up with her boyfriend and she is swigging wine to calm down. the other is blazed and keeps trying to order food (yet she wants to lose 15lbs!)...and of course, I'm here because there is this funkay smell in my apartment and I'm afraid that there is a dead elephant in my wall...and that is just "not even right"!

anyway enjoy Biatches!