Eddie as the Riddler?

Sources say...and by sources, I mean I don't even know...and because I'm such a respected journalist, when I say sources it probably means the homeless guy that sleeps in front of my building...he knows everything!

But they say Eddie Murphy is set to reprise the role as "The Riddler" for the new Batman movie called Gotham .

I'm actually kinda excited to see what he is going to do with the character...I still love Eddie Murphy...but he better be funny!

Usher

There is only 1 scientifical reason that Tameka has his ass and based on my journalistic qualities, I found it out:

Her chocha is made of platinum...

It has been reported that Usher and his wife, Tameka have welcomed their second child, named Naviyd Ely Raymond. Another boy (not surprising since she looks like a man anyway).

And if you're really crazy like me and try and calculate the dates, this child is born almost a year after their first child. Their first child was born November 2000. So, she was really trying to lock his ass up!

I'm not hating (actually I am)...but jeez, this is her 2nd child for him, her 5th in total...she is older than Jesus...

so this really tells me that I really had a chance that night that I met him...instead of playing "shy girl"...I should have dropped it low and I could have the prestigious career of being "Usher's baby's Mama"...ahhh, Care-Bear you tried to tell me!haha!

Me and Seferino

Are here doing...actually nothing...we just lit a candle because I need ambiance here! and I just popped a xanax because I have may-ja anxiety....over what I don't know! enough of that...

But we are very excited about TONIGHT'S NIKKI LAURA HOLIDAY PARTY!
Dinner was supposed to be at Phillipe but we changed it to Stanton Social. So typical...Nikki/Miranda and I hate leaving out radius! So I'm sure there will be lots of fun, too much drinking and me "the wisest" acting like a teenager!

I love you Nikki, P-Bibby, LaLuna, and S-paz!
I'll post pictures after tonight...

Aint this a motherf*%$er

The Illinois Governor was charged in a scheme to sell Obama's Senate seat...

From The International Herald Tibune:

"Governor Rod Blagojevich of Illinois was arrested Tuesday by the federal authorities and charged with corruption, including an allegation that he conspired to effectively sell President-elect Barack Obama's former seat in the U.S. Senate to the highest bidder.

Blagojevich, a Democrat, called his sole authority to appoint Obama's successor "golden," and he sought to parlay it into a job as an ambassador, as secretary of health and human services, or into a high-paying position at a nonprofit group or an organization connected to labor unions, prosecutors said.

He also suggested, they said, that in exchange for the Senate appointment, his wife could be placed on corporate boards where she might earn as much as $150,000 a year, and he tried to gain promises of money for his campaign fund."

Was he effing kidding? I mean did he really think he could get away with this? What an ass!

Loving the Cadillac

Last night I went to the movies to see Cadillac Records. Here is what I thought about the movie:

FUCKING LOVED IT!

The movie explores the musical era from the early 1940s to the late 1960s, chronicaling the rise of Chess Records and its recording artists. Its basically about sex, drugs, and rock and roll...and it all makes for a good time

Now as much as I love Beyonce (and I really do), I was really nervous for her acting in the movie because she hasn't really proven herself in my opinion. But she was AMAZING! AMAZING! AMAZING! She really got into the character and gave it her all!

Adrien Brody and his shnoz were amazing too...he's super hot to me! I love a long pointy nose! Jeffrey Wright, Mos Def, Columbus Short (from Stomp the Yard...admit it, you have seen it!) were all as equally amazing....I cannot stop raving about this film and the acting!

GO SEE THIS MOVIE...FUCKING FANTASTIC!

WE DONT NEED NO...

We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teachers leave those kids alone

Hey! teacher! leave us kids alone!

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

I am so obsessed with this song. Because I fully believe that I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body...I just want to break out my glow sticks and platform boots (a la Micheal Alig) and break it down!

This song just totally makes me wanna moove...

The Store is ON SALE!

Yes..."Miranda Priestley/Nikki Laura" has finally put the store on sale...

AND, she may look sweet in this picture...but if she throws that damn coat at me ONE MORE TIME...I'm gonna eff her up!)and I mean ON SALE...She is basically giving away stuff...Everything is 50-60% off! I know there is a so-called recession, but you still have to look good while pulling your food stamps out of your Birkin bag! haha!

Girl Crush Alert

Love Love Love Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

Wednesday, Dec.3, 2008 The Pussycat Dolls were in NYC for a BeBe event to launch Pussycat Dolls Lingerie "...shhh" by Robin Antin.

First of all, what's so secret about the PCDs in lingerie? Why are they telling us to "shhh"...we need to tell them to "pssst...put some fucking clothes on for once!" haha!

and further, Robin Antin scares me...she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein! I'm so having nightmares about her face.

Can't forget about BritBrit

I'm from the South...

She is from the South...

I can dance...

She can dance...

I like Cheetos...

She likes Cheetos...

Therefore the bond that we share will never be broken! I love you Britney and you looked amazing on Good Morning America on Tuesday! You are sooo back!

Grammy Nominations are IN!!!

AND Little Weezy leads with 8 nominations! Coldplay hot on his tail with 7 nominations. As well as Coldplay collaborators, Jay-Z and Kanye have 6 nominations each! I can't wait to watch the awards... especially to see what kind of tantrum Kanye is going to throw! I love him!

Some of the other categories that I'm interested in are:

Album Of The Year:

Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends (Coldplay)

Tha Carter III (Lil Wayne)

Year Of The Gentleman (Ne-Yo)

Raising Sand (Robert Plant & Alison Krauss)

In Rainbows (Radiohead)

Record Of The Year:

"Chasing Pavements" (Adele)

"Viva La Vida" (Coldplay)

"Bleeding Love" (Leona Lewis)

"Paper Planes" (M.I.A.)

"Please Read The Letter" (Robert Plant & Alison Krauss)

Song Of The Year:

"American Boy"

"Chasing Pavements"

"I'm Yours,"

"Love Song"

"Viva La Vida"

Best New Artist: Adele, Duffy, Jonas Brothers, Lady Antebellum, Jazmine Sullivan

This Aint so "Classy" NeNe...

According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

Real Housewifes of Atlanta star, NeNe Leakes was forced to move from her pricey home featured on the show.

"According to Darryl Pierce, the broker for the 5,000-square-foot home at 1765 Silvermere Court in Duluth, NeNe and her husband, Gregory Leakes, left in November after Winwood Properties filed an eviction notice in September.

The notice, filed Sept. 24 with the Magistrate Court of Gwinnett County, said Greg Leakes owed $6,240 in past due rent. “The tenant said they would move by Sept. 14th because they could no longer afford the house,” the notice said.

Online records show the home in the gated community of Stonebrier at Sugarloaf, was purchased for $829,400 in September 2006 and the Leakeses moved into the home shortly after.

NeNe Leakes, in a series of e-mails Tuesday, would not say where she is living now. “It’s none of your business,” she wrote. But she noted that they “are financial able [sic] and stable to live where ever we feel fits.”

where ever we feel fits...now that's one classy broad! haha!

The Designer...PENCEY

Ok, it should come as no surpise to those who know me that I love the label, Pencey. My best friend is the designer for it and she does amazing shit.

Well last night I'm watching TMZ (yes I love it because I'm also a lawyer who loves the dumb-ass celebrity world like Harvey Levin) and I see none other than Paris Hilton wearing PENCEY! She wore it to Christian Audigier's daughter's SUPER sweet 16th birthday party (that was alot to say). I mean, she isn't the best celebrity in the world...but she looked awesome in the dress.

Gold star for you Pencey!