Dreama Walker

I really heart her...she is soo cute...and also my friend...AND also the next big thing...

look out for her in Gossip Girls, Gran Turino and some exciting new things in the future...

love you Dreama!

Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta

Apparently there was a rumor flying around that she was dating none other than LaLohan's crazy-ass dad, Micheal.

According to Bossip.com she claims:

"I have only met Michael once and I only know him through my publicist who also works for Michael. I will be going to Sundance to play at a poker tournament with a girlfriend of mine. Don’t believe everything you read!”

Can you imagine if they were really dating? That would be awesome...Then her and Ali Lohan could totally get together and record a hideous duet, and then Sam Ronson could do the shiteous remix while Lindsay does nothing...(does she even do anything anymore?)

Olivia's cousin should contact "Billie"

So apparently Olivia Palermo's cousin...that really annoying Nevan dude...got busted a while ago for soliciting a prostitute in Miami... (in his defense, everyone dresses like a ho in Miami! haha)

According to Gawker.com he was "given probation and 75 hours of community service. When he failed to complete the service, a warrant was issued for his arrest."

Maybe he should have contact our friend, the tranny madame, "Billie"...she would have hooked him up!

The City Gossip

The other night I finally watched the City and I fell in love. I didn't want to...but I think I'm really going to like this show. There is just something about Whitney and her big doe shaped eyes that I like...

Now the real show stealer is this Olivia Palermo character...I was pretty out of it watching it (thanks Honay for getting me blazed!) but this ho is crazay...like who does she think she is telling our little Whit how to live/what to do/who to screw? I really don't/LOVE her!

amazing...

here is what some of the other blogs have to say about her: "a 22-year-old who moved out of her parents Upper East Side apartment this summer into her own $4,150 a month bachelorette pad, was infamous on Socialite Rank for allegedly writing an email to other socialites (which inevitably made the rounds on blogs), apologizing for being a sycophantic social climber and asking for "acceptance," which in itself is kind of sycophantic and climber-y."

Good One...

Sheree from Real Housewives of Atlanta isn't happy at all with the divorce settlement that she received from her ex-husband, Bob Whitfield. She only received a lump sum of $775,000, shares of his retirement pension, half of the marital property, and $2,142.87 a month for child support.

But this is the good part: She is appealing her judgment based on...her low level education. According to her lawyer, because she only has a high school diploma there is no way she can get a job making the amount of money that she needs to maintain her lifestyle...(I actually kind of agree!!)

I guess now her She by Sheree collection is gonna have to work for her (and that shit was not cute!). Please step your game up, Sheree

Manhattan

I don't know what the words are...but I absolutely LOVE Kings of Leon's song Manhattan...

Totally a song that puts me in a good mood...

Crazy Biatch Rates Celebs Pooties

Kristin "Billie" Davis, the madam who sold high class pooty-tang to clients such as Elliot Spitzer is now yapping her DSL's about how much she could have gotten for some top celebs...

listen to what she says according to Steppin Out Magazine...

1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.

2. Paris Hilton: She would get $1,500 an hour. She's slender and doesn't have implants. She's blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model.

3. Beth Ostrosky: I like Beth. She's tall and blonde. It's always a homerun if I can get a girl who's 5'9” or above. She's usually perfect. Beth would be in the upper ranking. I could get $2,000 an hour for her easy.

4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look. She would be super popular. Men want girls who look like Howard Stern's wife; the tall slender model type or they want that non-flashy, classically beautiful fresh face young look. The girl next door whom they could never get. They want the runway model they can't have now, or the prom queen they couldn't have then. I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000. I could max out on her.

5. Angelina Jolie: She would be my top girl. I call it my “Number one.” I would put her at $2,000 an hour. But you couldn't get her unless you booked her for 4 hours. I wouldn't let her go for just an hour. Maybe if you were a good client you could get her for an hour, but I would charge a lot more. At least $2,500.

6. Sarah Palin: (Laughs) I wouldn't have any market for her. She couldn't work for me. She's cute, but not for my kind of clients. There are escort agencies that specialize in specific kinds of demographics. She could work for a cheaper agency. Maybe a $300 dollar an hour type agency. I would call her a mid-range escort type.

7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I'm talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, their boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look too California. For the most part I wouldn't use Playmates.

8. Lindsay Lohan: She would do great! She's got that fresh face and freckles. Men would eat her up! I could get $1,800 an hour for Lindsay….Easy! I would let her go for just the hour. She would work more volume for me. Short stays and busy all night. But I'm sure I could get clients to extend time with her if I asked.

9. Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. If I were a client I would choose her. But honestly, I don't have a market for her. She couldn't work for me. It's unfortunate. The African American and Asian models never do well. Rihanna wouldn't bring in any business for me.

10. Melania Trump: She's hot. She would make a lot of money. But the one problem with her is that men don't like Jewish women and eastern European women. So I would have to lie about her nationality. Maybe say she's from Amsterdam or Sweden. Otherwise she would have trouble getting work. I would also change her name. I could get $2,000 an hour for her if she played along and didn't let it slip where she's from.

Who Wants to Buy Death Row's Catalogue?

According to TMZ...

"Unreleased songs by the likes of 2Pac and Snoop Dogg are set to go on sale in a couple of weeks, but people are scared to buy them because they don't want to come across as crossing Suge Knight, the Daily News reports"

"Knight was forced to turn over the songs when he declared bankruptcy in 2006. A source tells the paper, '"It could be a tough sale. Some people don't want to go near the catalogue because they think Suge still believes it's his."

Damn right I wouldn't want to buy that shit...I mean when I think of Suge Knight, I think of a pitbull off his leash...not something I want to be around...he is scary as fuck!

*On another note...really funny story: Stezza, Lester, Bannano, and I were really wasted in Kmart one day (don't ask) and we were totally gonna take a family portrait like this! haha...I actually put the deposit down...Biatches we need to take that picture! haha!

Really Cool

About 2 years ago while in class...totally not paying attention to whatever my law professor was saying...(I was more into finding the perfect skateboard...that's when Pharell became Skateboard P...and we all know he is one of my obsessions)...I was on a blog and ran across the coolest thing ever...

DOLLAR RINGS! Remember that?

So I promptly asked my friend for a dollar (hey, I was a student...haha) so I could make one...

Anyway, I was just on Kanye's blog and totally found some new shit that I wanna make...One Dollar Oragami thingies...

Lindsay LoHOT-han

As much as I will not like to admit it...I'm really obsessed with La Bella Vita (Linds Lohan)...She looks effing amazing in these pics... Go LoHan!

Finally

I'm posting...I haven't really felt up to posting in forever...but I know all of you who are sooo obsessed with me (haha!) really need this!

There has been so much going on and yet I still did't feel that it was important to talk about...

But I'm back (like cooked crack as the rappers say...)and I will finally commit again...

Missed you biatches!